Monday, January 19, 2009

Software engineer and his wife

Software engineer and his wife
Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks? Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree. Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in morning Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - Oh god !forget it where's your salary. Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping. Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you. Husband - data type mismatch.
Wife - you are useless. Husband - by default.
Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning? Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist? Husband - the only user with write permission.
Wife - what is my value in your life? Husband - unknown virus detected.
Wife - do you love me or your computer? Husband - Too many parameters.
Wife - I will go to my dad's house. Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.
Wife - I will leave you forever. Husband - close all programs and log out for another User...
Wife - it is worthless talking to you. Husband - shut down the computer.
Wife - I am going Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer

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